Be careful what you say and do in front of pygmys… Their little marble eyes see more than you know and they learn incredibly quickly! 

  
Scenario: me trying to sneak and eat chocolate biscuits. (For those who read this before I updated it I know you’re laughing at my autocorrect)

Stealth level: expert …or so I thought. 

Current situation: Pygmy finding hidden biscuits, stealing said biscuits and trying to hide said biscuits from me. 

Mission status: EPIC FAIL 

I fear I have created a monster